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Nirvana Newsletter
SPECIAL EDITION Nirvana Shop
Shop at Nirvana for top-notch seeds at the lowest prices. We are fast, discreet and friendly, so give us a go. John Doe Seeds
The first place in the world to offer you 100% ANONYMOUS seed shopping! Leaves no paper or digital trail of any kind. Weedportal SHARE
Finally, a place to share your photos and videos of Nirvana cannabis strains, and to view the pictures other people made of their Nirvana grows. Weedportal SHITTER
Why tweet when you've got weed? Why indeed. Get thee to our chit-chat channel and fire away. Being baked is not required, but it helps. Weedportal POINTS
Our unique, unrivalled, multi-earning reward point system. Find out now how you can start earning points and get free seeds! Weedportal DATING
Find out what Canna-Cupid has in store for you. Join now for FREE, and you may end up with a smoking hot date or a buddy to share your bud with! Weedportal NEWS
The latest and hottest cannabis-related news stories, exclusively sponsored by Nirvana! Nirvana HELP DESK
Contact Alice for order-related questions. But do read up in our Knowledge Base first! Nirvana KNOWLEDGE BASE
Everything you always wanted to know about cannabis but were afraid to ask... Plus lots of information about the ordering process, payment, shipping and our website. Nirvana GROWTH
SOLUTIONS
Our clever solutions to all your germination and growing problems. Buy 'em together and get 'em cheaper! Nirvana NEWSLETTER ARCHIVES |
FREE SEEDS - EXTRA SPECIAL
EDITION!!
NEW SHOP, NEW SYSTEM, NEW EVERYTHING!!!!
In this special edition of our newsletter, we will be introducing the various features of the portal, and filling you in on the fantastic perks that Nirvana customers will be enjoying. But if you're really dying to jump in right away, here are some highlights:
We're sure you can't wait to hear more, so scroll down to get the low-down, then visit Nirvana Weedportal to get sky-high!
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| EARN FREE SEEDS NOW We know, we know, we've made you wait a long time for this... But there's one thing we know for sure: you will LOVE our new reward point system! And we're pretty damn sure that there's nothing quite like it available in the whole of cannabusiness - just another reason to order from Nirvana exclusively.
How to earn points We've decided to offer you more opportunities to earn points in new and
exciting ways. What other seed shop would offer you reward points for dating?!
Or for posting short messages online?! We would! For an in-depth guide on how to earn points, please visit our Points FAQ. To the right is a brief overview as well. The different components of Weedportal are explained in the article below this one.
How to spend points Once you've collected some points in your Nirvana account, you can start using them to pay for your orders. On the checkout page, you will be given the option to enter the number of points you would like to spend on your order. You can spend all your points at once, or save some for later. Earn enough points, and you will be able to pay for orders in full with just points instead of money!
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POINTS PER ACTIVITY - 5 points for every euro you spend with us - 50 points for every uploaded picture - 1 point for every post you write We're still working on this one, but in future, you'll be able to earn points on Weeddating as well! |
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How do I join the Weedportal Community? To join Weedportal Shitter or Share, you can sign up with either one, and you will automatically become a member of the other. Having a Nirvana account DOES NOT automatically give you a Weedportal account!! Please sign up separately. Once you've registered, your points earnt on Weedportal can be transferred to your Nirvana account on request. Weedportal Dating is a separate component of the community, for which you will need to register separately as well. For your convenience, we suggest you bookmark the Weedportal site, or even set it as your start page, so you have easy access to all components.
Weedportal also provides one-click access to the following: NEWS - news brought to you by CannabisNews.org HELP DESK - Nirvana's impeccable customer service KNOWLEDGE BASE - Nirvana's treasure trove of trivia GROWTH SOLUTIONS - Soiltabs and Germination Kits NEWSLETTER ARCHIVES - Archive of previous editions ...And much more! We plan to add new sites and functionalities in time, so be sure to check back often. Please bear in mind that we are still putting the final touches on some of the Weedportal components. Since the technical stuff works, we just couldn't wait to go live so that you can all start earning Points. After all, the Weedportal Community is about having FUN, not about perfection. We appreciate your understanding if we're still tweaking and changing a bit here and there.
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CANNA-COMMUNITY WE'RE THE CHILDREN OF THE REEFERLUTION Okay, so we've been going on about this Nirvana Weedportal, but what is it, and what does it do??
It's Twitter, only Shitter. No deep philosophical thoughts, astute political commentary or uber-hip music recommendations are expected from you - just toke and talk shit! Even better, we'll give you one reward point for every shit message you dump on us - now how's that for a customer reward program?!
So if the ladies hate your canna-cooking or the boys don't appreciate your 'parfum de cannabis', just join the online dating community and the we(e)dding bells will be ringing in no time! Fill out the appropriately adapted profile pages to find the perfect partner! Already spoken for? If you'd just like to meet some canna-friendly folks to light up with, but you're tired of standing in alleyways hissing '420's my favourite number, what's yours?' at random passers-by, you are welcome to join too! Weeddating is still a bit of a work in progress, so bear with us. All the same, it already looks like tons of fun: play a game with other members, hang out in chat rooms, send winks to people you like... Have fun! |
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| JOHN DOE SEEDS - ANONYMOUS AND SECURE SEED SHOPPING!!
Still, ordering seeds over the internet remains a daunting business to some of our customers. Although we store your information in an account for your own convenience, we've long been wanting to offer an alternative to those customers for whom risk minimization is the number one priority. The solution? A unique and revolutionary way to order seeds! At John Doe Seeds, you do not need to open an account - in fact, you can't! We will never even know who you are until we receive your order through the post. Even better, because all pages are run in secure mode, you will leave no trace whatsoever. Ordering from John Doe Seeds does not leave a digital trail of any kind - no records that show you have ordered cannabis seeds ANYWHERE! How? Simple! You select the products you'd like to buy, print out an order form which contains no reference to cannabis seeds whatsoever, send this form plus cash payment to us via snail mail, and we send out the goods - then we destroy the order form, leaving no record of your purchase at all! John Doe is run by exactly the same team as Nirvana Shop, which guarantees that your money and details are safe and your order will be shipped using the best stealth methods. To order incognito, click here: John Doe Seeds
NEW NIRVANA SITE! With all this commotion surrounding the Nirvana Weedportal and John Doe Seeds, it would be easy to miss that our good old Nirvana-Shop website has also been overhauled! But it has, and we're sure you will like it. At first sight, it hasn't changed a lot, because most of our work went into making everything run more smoothly behind the scenes. We installed more powerful software to improve your shopping experience and make it safer. Of course your account, if you had one, should still work - no need to re-register! But besides the system upgrade, a few nifty new features are to be found on the new site as well:
And finally, to celebrate, there is a brand new addition to our range of Growth Solutions: Flowertabs! Also available in the Ultimate Grow Kit. More about this in our next edition of the newsletter.... watch this space! So there we are... We can't blame you if you're feeling a bit overwhelmed with all the new fun stuff to try out, but we're sure you will love it all! As you can imagine, a portal of this magnitude takes quite a lot of effort to test, so keep in mind that although we've tested extensively beforehand, there may be occasional glitches and errors. We will continue to work on improving the different site components and working out the kinks - we appreciate your understanding in this regard. Now off you go - start racking up those points and raking in those seeds! Peace, ![]() |
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