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FREEBIES GALORE: NIRVANA CELEBRATES IN STYLE!
FEMINIZED STRAINS ON SALE AND BUY REGULAR SEEDS IN BULK |
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MONTHLY S-POTLIGHT This month, we've got two lovely feminized strains on special offer. For all you skunk afficionados out there, these ladies are skunky AND funky! First up is silvery sylph Sterling Haze. This lady has an edgy duality to her: an F1 hybrid of Northern Light and Haze, she combines the best of two worlds. She will grow tall, but her buds are dense and tight, and lime green bright. She has a super frosty appearance, but a warm personality. Her taste is both sweet and sour and she'll give you a high that's both cerebral and couchlock. Sterling Haze, like any Haze variety, is best suited to slightly more experienced growers, but her rewards are more than worth it. So let Sterling Haze take you on a trip you'll never forget. She's available at 10% off this month! BUY STERLING HAZE 100% FEMINIZED AT 10% OFF! 
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 And then there's Venus Flytrap. Ah, Venus, our golden girl, how we love her! This really is an all-round wonderful strain, sure to please almost everyone. What's not to love? A willowy Skunk hybrid, Venus Flytrap is very suitable as a commercial high-production strain because of the abundance of fat calyxes growing on her branches. She boasts a lovely strong skunky scent, a great sweet-and-sour flavour and an exciting, warm Sativa rush. High yields of quality stuff - irresistable! BUY VENUS FLYTRAP 100% FEMINIZED AT 10% OFF! These are two fabulous offers on feminized seeds, and we can recommend them to everybody. But perhaps you're just more into regular seeds, and wondering if we forgot all about you. Have you been watching other shops phase out their non-feminized seeds with trepidation? You can stop biting your nails! Not only are we NOT getting rid of feminized seeds, we're making buying regular more attractive. Scroll down for more information on the tiered pricing system. |
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TIERED PRICES ON REGULAR SEEDS We know that for every grower who loves feminized seeds for their ease of use, there is a grower who prefers the greater grow-room control that regular seeds give them. There is no right or wrong in the choice between feminized or regular; they each have their advantages. At Nirvana, we really dislike the current tendency for breeders to phase out regular seeds. Although feminized seeds are growing increasingly popular, there's much to be said for using good old regular ones.Word around growers' communities is that people are getting afraid they won't be able to buy non-feminized seeds any more. We decided to put those people's minds at rest with a new pricing structure on our website (OK, so that's part of the reason - we also thought that the tiered pricing option was just too nifty not to use!). So here's the deal: Buy 2 packs of regular seeds and get 5% off! - try AK-48 Buy 3 packs of regular seeds and get 10% off! - try Haze #1 Buy 4 packs of regular seeds and get 15% off! - try Super Skunk Buy 5 packs of regular seeds and get 20% off! - try New York Power Diesel This means that a pack of regular seeds which would normally be € 20 could only cost as little as € 16! So plan a big grow of your favourite strain, or get some friends to order with you! The discount only works when you buy more than one pack of the same variety, so you can't mix and match. We plan to offer tiered prices on regular seeds indefinitely - yay! VOX POPULI You may have noticed the polls we run on the right-hand side of our web-shop. Our heartfelt thanks go out to all of you who've taken the time to give us your opinions! We really appreciate it - it's how we know that 14% of you order from the NIRVANA ONLINE SHOP because of our super-secure stealth shipping methods, while 10% just can't get enough of our fantastically high-quality strains.Others quoted our reliability (5%), our cool website (4%), and even our Knowledge Base (2.5%) and customer service (2.5%) as their number one reasons to return! Almost one fifth of our customers loves us for keeping our prices so low. But, and we have to admit it brought a little tear to our eyes, a whopping 44% of you said that you love us for ALL those reasons combined! Awww shucks. We loves you too, guys and gals. Keep 'em coming - next month we'll feature the results of a different poll. CANNABIS QUIPS A stoner is walking through the desert and trips over a dusty old lamp. He picks it up and lo and behold, a genie pops out! The genie tells the stoner he can make two wishes. So the stoner says "Uhh... I wish for a neverending joint of the best weed in the world!" Right away, there's a huge joint in his hand. He lights it and finds that it contains excellent Nirvana weed! So within seconds, he is stoned out of his skull, but the joint hasn't shrunk a bit, and just keeps regenerating itself. After a while the genie gets impatient and asks the stoner what his second wish is. The pothead says, "Damn, this thing is frickin great, man. Give me another one!"...IN OTHER NEWS NO VAT FOR NON-EU CUSTOMERS LOST IN TRANSLATION? SEE YOU NEXT MONTH Peace, |
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