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Nirvana Newsletter
Edition 3: March
Nirvana Shop
Shop at Nirvana for top-notch seeds at the lowest prices. We are fast, discreet and friendly, so give us a go.
Regular Seeds
Get a tiered discount on ALL our non-feminised cannabis seeds. The more you buy, they cheaper they are!

Buy 2 packs = get 5% off!
Buy 3 packs = get 10% off!
Buy 4 packs = get 15% off!
Buy 5 packs = get 20% off!


Medical Marijuana
Medical-grade marijuana for medicinal usage. To make the choice easier for licensed marijuana users, we've added a category listing the best pain-killing and relaxing strains.
Germination Kit & Soiltabs
Our clever solutions to all your germination and growing problems. Buy them together and they're even cheaper!
NEW: PACKAGE DEALS!
Now you can get even better value for money than you're used to at Nirvana. Package deals contain seeds, fertilisers and germination aids for hugely discounted prices! A fantastic no-risk way to sample our products.
NEW: Daily Sale
Daily changing bargains! Find a new strain on offer every day of the week!
Nirvana Customer Service
Contact Alice for order-related questions. But do check out our Knowledge Base first!
Knowledge Base
Everything you always wanted to know about cannabis but were afraid to ask... Plus lots of information about the ordering process, payment, shipping and our website.
Community Poll
Have you participated in one of our polls yet? We're dying to hear your opinions! Check the right-hand side of our shop to vote or see poll results.
Star Review: Kaya Gold feminized
"Grew kaya outdoor. Put out late June, done early October. Vigorous, hearty, and didn't need much water. Did get a nutrient deficiency early in flower, could have been ph, but I let it go and it shook it off. Be sure to take right at maturity, if left too long, it will eventually start to rot a little. Good smell and taste, average hit. High is a sativa leaning hybrid. ***Bonus: I did find a trifoliate. Started off with three cote's, and continued to throw three branches each node. Wish I had cloned it." --OD
  SPRING-TIME TO SOW SOME SEEDS!

ORDER NOW, PLANT SOON, SPEND THE SUMMER CHILLING OUT!

*sniff* Can you smell that? Spring is in the air! Granted, in the northern hemisphere sniffing most likely means you've got a bloody cold, but we're optimists at heart here at the Nirvana Head- quarters. We swear it's getting slightly less freezing every day! And thanks to the development of indoor strains there's no need to wait for better weather before starting your first 2010 Nirvana grow.

So, what's it going to be this year? Will you be growing in a grow room, a greenhouse, the out of doors? Why not do a guerilla grow in a secluded spot no one knows about but you? Try one of our uplifting Sativas to spend the summer in high spirits. Or perhaps you just want to laze about? Then we'd recommend trying one of our potent Indicas for a lovely laid-back stone. Scroll down to read more about choosing the right strain for you.

To get the low-down on our new special deals, there's an article on our Daily Sale and a quick bit about package deals. Planning your first guerilla grow? You might want to check out our 'five determining factors' feature first - even experienced growers may come across a helpful tip. Also in this edition, a quick and easy recipe for making cannabutter, and of course, a fresh batch of canna-funnies! Enjoy!



 
NEW: DAILY SALE

THE BEST DEALS EVERY DAY AT NIRVANA!

In our never-ending quest to present something new and exciting each month, we've come up with Daily Sales!

Those of you who were especially quick on the uptake will already have taken advantage of the introductory offer, in which we were mad enough to sell you 20 seeds for the price of 10! Missed out? Awww... maybe you'll remember to check the site more often in future, so that you too can snap up the next fabulous bargain! ;-)

In any case, our current offer is still nothing to be sniffed at. In our Daily Sale, you get the chance to buy 10 seeds (one pack) of a single variety at a big discount. There will be a different strain available every day. You could hold out for that one favourite, or just buy the strain currently on sale to try it out at a bargainous price.

Order a strain on Daily Sale and you will pay:

only € 17 for 10 Nirvana seeds, or
only € 21 for 10 Sativa Seedbank seeds!

N.Y.P.D.

This offer is not open to negotiation: you only get the discount on the strain we've selected for that day! If you've missed your favourite, you will just have to wait till it rotates round again. You may buy as many packs of Daily Sale seeds as you wish at the discounted price.

How to find the Daily Sale offer? In the Nirvana Shop, click on the second image at the top of the page - the one with the stopwatch. Or just click here, of course.
Eldorado

A good tool to help you decide between several strains that you're interested in is our Product Comparison application. To use it, simply add two or more products to the Compare List, and a link will appear on the right-hand side of the screen to view your comparison.

Would you like the chef's recommendation? We've composed several fabulous package deals for your pleasure! These packs contain two different feminised strains for you to try (you will receive 5 seeds of each!), and they come complete with a Germination Kit and Soiltabs to make sure your plants get the best possible start in life.

You definitely need to try at least one! We are particularly smitten with the scrumptious Sativa-duo Sunny Side and Indica power-pack Fairy Tale. Medical users, we haven't forgotten about you! Order Doctor Doctor now to receive two top-notch medical strains plus the Germination Kit/Soiltab combo.

The most elaborate guide to picking a strain can be found in our Knowledge Base. It has detailed information on which of our varieties will suit your preferences, and also some contains pointers for medical users. Click here to read the full article. There is also an article that goes into more detail about the differences between indica and sativa.


CANNABIS INDICA & SATIVA

Pick the right strain for YOU!

Are you an indica or a sativa person? Cannabis indica tends to be short and dense. Its effect can be soporific, sleep-inducing, relaxing and sometimes pain-killing. Cannabis sativa grows taller, which is why it's often seen as an out of doors plant. Make no mistake though - with careful pruning, indoor growers can also reap the numerous benefits of sativa strains. For instance, sativas tend to energise rather than make you drowsy. They provide a more social high, even give you those infamous cannabis-gigglies, and make for a cerebral rather than a bodily experience.

Of course, there's much more to it than just choosing between sativa and indica. Many popular modern strains are hybrids, often combining desireable traits of both. Our best-selling AK-48 is harvest-ready in record time, like an Indica, but it has a typical sativa-high, especially when harvested quite early.

All the strains sold in the Nirvana Shop have been categorised into indica-dominant, sativa-dominant or hybrid strains - just scroll down from the product description to view the strain's specifications.


Northern Light

 

RECIPE - CANNABUTTER

Cannabutter can be used in any recipe that you would normally use ordinary butter for: cookies, brownies, cake. It can also be spread on bread or toast. Making cannabutter is an excellent way to make the most of your Nirvana grow: you can use the fan leaves, smaller buds and stalks, or previously vaporised bud, and some people have even been successfully making use of male plants in this way. Make sure you grind larger bits in a grinder or food processor though!

You will need about 1 lb of butter for every ounce of good quality bud that you use. Pour a decent amount of water in a pan with a thick bottom, enough to make sure it won't boil dry. Bring to a boil, then lower the heat and add the butter. Since THC is not watersoluble, you can add the butter directly into the water. (If you're afraid of burning the bud, it might be better to melt the butter 'au-bain-marie', that is, in a separate bowl big enough to be hung over the pan with the boiling water.) As soon as all the butter has melted, add the goodies (bud, stalks, etc). Simmer over a medium low fire for as long as you can stand (but a minimum of 2-3 hours), stirring frequently. Make sure the water doesn't evaporate completely. Beware: your house will get smelly!

When you're done simmering, strain the butter/water/cannabis mixture into a tupperware container through a piece of muslin or cheesecloth, or a really fine sieve. Make sure you get every last bit of butter strained out of the vegetable material. Close the lid of the container and place in the fridge. When the mixture has cooled down completely, the butter will be floating on top of the water, and it will be easily removable with the help of a knife or spatula. The butter can be cut up into smaller portions and frozen. It will keep for several weeks, but will deteriorate if kept too long!


Keep in mind that ingesting cannabis works differently from smoking it – you will have to wait longer for it to kick in, and the effects are usually a LOT stronger. Use with caution and at your own risk!

GUERILLA GROWING: FIVE DECIDING FACTORS

1. Location
Plan your grow in a location that is as secluded as you can possibly manage, preferably not on your own property. If helicopters are a risk, try a forested area. Look for areas that are almost inaccessible and/or heavily overgrown, so your plants will not be spotted easily. Bear in mind the plants will need a lot of sunlight, though. Make sure you take different routes every time you visit, to prevent creating a visible path. You can even plant several other tall weeds and plants in your area of choice to camouflage your grow.

2. Transport
If you germinated the seeds at home, transport the seedlings in something that looks plausible, like a backpack. Carrying a pair of binoculars, a bird-watching book or a similar prop will help your 'disguise'. If you need to transport water, fertilisers, gardening tools or your harvest once it's done, use the same precautions.

3. Protection
When growing in the wild, your plants need to be protected from critters as well as snoops or thieves. Rats, deer and other woodland animals can be deterred with chicken wire. It also pays to grow a mould- and pest-resistant strain, such as Kaya Gold or Swiss Cheese. Peeping Toms are always a risk - this is why location is such an important factor. If you're starting to suspect your grow area is being visited by others, try the old trick of affixing very thin, invisible thread between trees on the path to your area, or scattering dry branches to see if they've been snapped underfoot. You could also leave some small change or even an old wallet along the trail, looking as though they fell out of someone's pocket. Most people won't be able to resist picking these up.

4. Water
Of course, water is an essential. If it's at all possible, choose a growing location near a natural source of water, so you won't have to go schlepping around jerrycans.

5. Strain
We've already mentioned looking for pest-resistant strains. Also check the reviews on the Nirvana Shop to find varieties that can take a bit of abuse. If you're worried about safety, it helps if you've got a strain that's harvest-ready quickly. Try AK-48 or Short Rider. Of course, you can't have any male plants endangering your harvest - either buy feminised seeds or get regulars and keep them inside for the germination and vegetative period so you can sex them before planting them outside. Finally, keep in mind your location: how much sunlight does it provide, will it be a problem if the plants grow very tall? For your convenience, we've compiled a bargaintastic package deal containing everything you need for a successful outdoor grow: the Outdoor Innovation package deal. Order yours quickly and get yourself sorted for the rest of the year!


WORLD WIDE WEED FUNNIES

Just a couple of short jokes this time! :-)

Q: How can you tell when a pot brownie has kicked in?
A: When you're too phoned to stone home.

Q: How do fish get stoned?
A: Seaweed.

Q: How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
A: Wave.

Finally, we came across this little gem while browsing the web. While we can't take credit for it, we just couldn't resist sharing it with you... Click here to read "The Koala and the Lizard".


ANNOUNCEMENTS

Just a small request: if you were lucky enough to receive free mystery seeds when we ran that offer (December till early February), please stop asking our customer support desk which strains they were - we honestly don't know! Cheers folks. Click here to read the full story as previously published in the newsletter.
That's all for this month - see you again in April!

Peace,
The Nirvana Team

 
       
       
 
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