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Nirvana Newsletter
Issue 9: September
Nirvana Shop
Shop at Nirvana for top-notch seeds at the lowest prices. We are fast, discreet and friendly, so give us a go.
John Doe Seeds
The first place in the world to offer you 100% ANONYMOUS seed shopping! Leaves no paper or digital trail of any kind.
Weedportal SHARE
Finally, a place to share your photos and videos of Nirvana cannabis strains, and to view the pictures other people made of their Nirvana grows.
Weedportal SHITTER
Why tweet when you've got weed? Why indeed. Get thee to our chit-chat channel and fire away. Being baked is not required, but it helps.
Weedportal POINTS
Our unique, unrivalled, multi-earning reward point system. Find out now how you can start earning points and get free seeds!
Weedportal DATING
Find out what Canna-Cupid has in store for you. Join now for FREE, and you may end up with a smoking hot date or a buddy to share your bud with!
Weedportal NEWS
The latest and hottest cannabis-related news stories, exclusively sponsored by Nirvana!
Nirvana HELP DESK
Contact Alice for order-related questions. But do read up in our Knowledge Base first!
Nirvana KNOWLEDGE BASE
Everything you always wanted to know about cannabis but were afraid to ask... Plus lots of information about the ordering process, payment, shipping and our website.
Nirvana GROWTH SOLUTIONS
Our clever solutions to all your germination and growing problems. Buy 'em together and get 'em cheaper!

Nirvana NEWSLETTER ARCHIVES
Here's your chance to read back issues of our popular newsletter, featuring articles, jokes, tips and more.


CANNA-CONTEST: ENTER AND WIN POINTS!

WILL YOU TAKE (AND SHARE) THE PERFECT PICTURE?

Harvest time is nearing for many of us, and we hope none of you had any outdoor grows ruined by the ridiculously heavy rains we've been having in Europe! There is one big advantage to bad weather, of course: we can all stay inside and hang out on Nirvana Weedportal!

It's been a month since we launched the portal, and so far, it seems you're enjoying yourselves! But as the old saying goes, the more the merrier. So if you have any friends who haven't joined yet, or if you visit other cannabis forums where people may not yet have heard about Weedportal, then make sure to spread the word. Remember, the portal is the number one way to earn Points to get free seeds on Nirvana Shop. This month, we're even running a contest in which you can earn a whopping 2000 Points! Scroll down to find out how to enter!

Also in this edition of the newsletter: A revolutionary new addition to the Nirvana range of Growth Solutions: Flowertabs! Also available in the economical Ultimate Grow Kit, these tabs are a must-have for the serious grower. You'll also find a recap of all the new stuff we added to the site (in case you missed the last edition), more information on our new Weekend Whoppers, a canna-funny and a star review of one of our strains. Enjoy, and until next month!

 

SEPTEMBER SHARE CONTEST

FULL MOON PHOTOGRAPHS WANTED!

NEW on Weedportal Share: a chance to earn extra Points with quality pictures. Have you grown Full Moon in the past and taken pictures? Or do you have some Full Moon currently gracing your grow room? Then grab your camera and take a prize-winning photograph! Whoever uploads the best shot of a Full Moon plant will be awarded the grand prize of 2000 Points!!

SEPTEMBER SHARE: Full Moon (feminised or regular)

Contest rules
To win, you MUST adhere to the following rules:

1. Add a photo of Full Moon to the Contest category.

2. Tag the picture with the strain name, in this case Full Moon.

Failing to tag your picture properly, or adding irrelevant material to the Contest category will result in disqualification!! You can tag pictures when you upload them, by adding words to the field marked 'tags'. The winner of the contest will be chosen by Nirvana. The contest closes on 30 September, midnight CET. We will announce the winner in the next edition of the newsletter.

 

About Points
Points can be spent in the Nirvana Shop. You can use them to give yourself a discount, or even pay for your order in full once you've saved up enough Points (shipping costs are extra)

Even if you don't win this contest, there are plenty of opportunities to earn Points. Read more about earning Points here: Points FAQ

Tired of that hideous old spider pic? Think you can do better? You're probably right! Enter the competition and get rid of that pesky pest once and for all!

FULL MOON

Tips on how to win

1. Take clear and appealing photos. We prefer pictures of plants that are almost ready to harvest, and that clearly show the flowers.

2. Work that macro button! A nice close-up glamour shot really gets us going.

3. Add some information to the Description field when you upload the picture. For instance, how old is the plant in the pic, when are you going to harvest, etc. This may be helpful to other growers as well!

4. Make sure you upload pictures of Nirvana Full Moon only, no other strains!

5. Give your plant a little TLC before you start - can't hurt! Good luck and have fun!

FLOWERTABS


Growing marijuana sometimes does seem to require an awful lot of expertise. To make your life easier, we used our accumulated knowledge to create Flowertabs, the foolproof way to fertilise. In addition to calculated amounts of minerals and trace elements especially aimed at flowering cannabis plants, Flowertabs contain unique and secret ingredients to maximise your yields.

Although we cannot disclose the exact composition of our products, we will lift a tip of the veil and say… Mycorrhiza! A symbiotic relationship between the roots and beneficient fungi from the Flowertabs effectively extends the range of the roots. The fungi attach themselves to the root tips and form a finely branching network through which your plants draw moisture and nutrients much more efficiently. In this way, Flowertabs reinforce your plant’s root system, and double, triple, even quadruple its reach.

Flowertabs will slowly biodegrade, releasing measured doses of nutrients while the fungal ingredients strengthen and extend your roots just when your plants need it the most. Flowertabs are also available in the Ultimate Grow Kit, a fabulous option for the frugal grower. The Ultimate Grow Kit contains a Germination Kit, Soiltabs and Flowertabs (each containing enough for 5 plants) - all you need from seed to harvest!

 

MAXIMUM FLOWER POWER

MAXIMISE YOUR FLOWERING POTENTIAL!

So your little seedlings have grown up to become vigourous and flourishing cannabis plants. The time has come for them to flower. But how can you help your plants through the flowering period? What nutes do they need? In short: what is the easiest way to ensure maximum harvests of first-rate marijuana?

Flowertabs: the foolproof way to fertilise!

Just as Soiltabs help your seedlings develop into strong, bushy, mature plants, so Flowertabs give your cannabis plants the energy to burst into exuberant and abundant bloom. Each tab contains exactly the right mixture of nutrients for flowering cannabis plants.

Have you ever had a plant that took forever to finish flowering, or turned out to have a disappointing yield? Even when you've managed to raise your plants successfully through the vegetative period, there are still plenty of factors that can adversely affect your harvest.Of course, you will need to switch the lighting cycle in your grow room, ideally to 12 hours of darkness and 12 of light. It is vital that the dark period really is dark, because light leaks not only may cause hermaphroditism, but they will also increase the length of the flowering period. You should also be careful not to over-water your plants.


Most important of all, however, is providing exactly the right nutritious environment. In addition to nitrogen, cannabis plants need higher levels of potassium and phosphorus to generate enough energy for ripening and growing flowers. However, over-fertilising is also a known risk at this stage. For instance, high levels of nitrogen will slow florescence, while phosphorus stimulates flowering. But some growers have taken this to mean 'nitrogen bad - phosphorus good', and their plants have suffered the consequences.

WEEKEND WHOPPER

No, we're not branching out into burgers... our Weekend Whopper is of the green variety. Every week (except when we're sending our monthly newsletter - we don't want to flood your inbox), you will get the chance to buy a strain at a huge discount. If you're subscribed to the newsletter, you will automatically receive the Weekend Whopper notification in your inbox. To keep things exciting, the offer changes from weekend to weekend - one time you might get a pack of seeds at € 5 off, the other, it might be two packs of seeds for the price of one! Just when you thought weekends were already the best thing ever... we've made them even more enjoyable! So watch your inbox on weekends, or visit the Weekend Whopper page straight away.
Remember we're on Central European time - you can use Google to find a timezone conversion table and convert your local time to ours.

 

CANNA-FUNNIES

Weedportal Shitter is an excellent tool to relieve boredom, as yours truly found out recently. Here are a couple canna-funnies found through Shitter.

A joke posted by Rachyrooroo:

Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
A: Because he was a fungi.

And from good old Mr Nirvana himself:

There were 7 dwarfs in a shower all feeling happy... but then happy got out so they started feeling grumpy instead!

Think you could be funnier? Post a joke on Shitter and we might include it in next month's newsletter!

 

STAR REVIEW: Bubblelicious

September's star review was written by Cacamal, and it's about Bubblelicious regular seeds. Thank you Cacamal!

"Ran a 10 pack next to 2 other well established companies' bubblegum strains. Not only were Nirvana's like a 1/3 or 1/4 of the price, but the ladies not only outweighed the competition, but they -especially 3 of them- were extreme bubblegum tasting treats. I mean bazooka joe double bubble big league chew pink bubblegum in smell and taste. If someone asked me for the bubblegum I would without hesitation recommend these Nirvana beans as they present some real winners in bubblegum taste and smell."

 

NEW WEBSITE RECAP

If you've been on holiday recently, you may've missed quite a lot! Here's a recap.

Last month saw the launch of our revamped Nirvana Shop, as well as the new John Doe Seeds shop for anonymous seed ordering. Also, the Nirvana Shop can now be accessed through Weedportal, a huge web hub that provides one-click access to the following:

NIRVANA SHOP - New and improved, with an order status checker (top of the page), a new reward point system and lots more.

JOHN DOE SEEDS - Order seeds without leaving any digital trail whatsoever! A completely new and anonymous way to shop.

WEEDPORTAL SHARE - The place to upload, keep track of, and share pics and vids of your cannabis grows.

WEEDPORTAL SHITTER - Why tweet when you've got weed? Shitter is the number one online hangout spot for the cannalover.

WEEDPORTAL DATING - Find your new best bud or a smoking hot date through Weeddating!

NEWS - The latest news on marijuana, brought to you by CannabisNews.org

HELP DESK - Nirvana's impeccable customer service - Alice and Charlie at your service!

KNOWLEDGE BASE - Nirvana's treasure trove of trivia, tips and tutorials.

GROWTH SOLUTIONS - Flowertabs, Soiltabs and Germination Kits

NEWSLETTER ARCHIVES - Archive of previous editions of your favourite newsletter.

POINTS - What they are, where to earn them and how to spend them - read it all in our Points FAQ

 

That's it for September, people. We hope to see you all soon on Weedportal - many of us are actually active members, and we love to chat with customers! Have fun, and see you next month!

Peace,
The Nirvana Team

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