Issue 17: August 2011
Shop at Nirvana for top-notch seeds at the lowest prices. We are fast, discreet and friendly, so give us a go.
John Doe Seeds
The first place in the world to offer you 100% ANONYMOUS seed shopping! Leaves no paper or digital trail of any kind.
Finally, a place to share your photos and videos of Nirvana cannabis strains, and to view the pictures other people made of their Nirvana grows.
Why tweet when you've got weed? Why indeed. Get thee to our chit-chat channel and fire away. Being baked is not required, but it helps.
Our unique, unrivalled, multi-earning reward point system. Find out now how you can start earning points and get free seeds!
Find out what Canna-Cupid has in store for you. Join now for FREE, and you may end up with a smoking hot date or a buddy to share your bud with!
The latest and hottest cannabis-related news stories, exclusively sponsored by Nirvana!
Do you think you're an expert grower? Join Weedportal experts and help answer questions from fellow growers! Or you could post a question of your own and get feedback from the pros!
She's still learning, so please go easy on her! The niftiest feature of the bot is that you can enter your order number (letters and digits, no spaces!) and e-mail address, and she will tell you your order status.
Nirvana HELP DESK
Contact Alice for order-related questions. But do read up in our Knowledge Base first!
Nirvana KNOWLEDGE BASE
Everything you always wanted to know about cannabis but were afraid to ask... Plus lots of information about the ordering process, payment, shipping and our website.
Nirvana GROWTH SOLUTIONS
Our clever solutions to all your germination and growing problems. Buy 'em together and get 'em cheaper!
Nirvana NEWSLETTER ARCHIVES
Here's your chance to read back issues of our popular newsletter, featuring articles, jokes, tips and more.
GROWING ELITE MARIJUANA
Wonder how the pros grow weed? The most professional, detailed and reliable handbook to growing elite marijuana. Get yours now!
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PLUS: IMPORTANT CUSTOMER SERVICE INFORMATION INCLUDED
We hope all of you on the northern hemp-isphere are having a fabulous summer! And to our friends down under, welcome back! We're so happy to be shipping to Australia again, we really missed you guys. Sadly there's always something.... you may know there have been some problems with tickets and confiscations going on. Please scroll down for an explanation of what's going on and more importantly, what we've done and are still doing to fix it.
Get ready, because this weekend's Weedportal Whopper is...
Get TWICE the FUN for the price of one! That's a whopping 50% discount!! So what makes Royal Flush a must-buy?
ATTENTION: All you need to do to is buy one pack of regular Royal Flush seeds. We will add the second pack of seeds in packaging. The second pack will not show up in your cart.
ROYAL FLUSH CUSTOMER REVIEW 1
This Double Whammy Whopper will be available for purchase from Saturday 6 August 00:01 Central European Time to Sunday 7 August 00:00 CET (click here for a nifty time zone converter so you won't be late!)
* If you shop in a different currency, the equivalent discount in that currency applies.
ROYAL FLUSH PHOTO BY YOSS
This close-up shot really shows off the exquisite trichomes on this beautiful Royal Flush bud. Make sure to click on the pic and zoom in - you won't believe your eyes. Kudos for the stunning photography, Yoss!
ROYAL FLUSH CUSTOMER REVIEW 2
Very vigorous plants, true hybrid vigour! [...] The smells of the plants vary from flowers & pine (hazy) to tropical fruits (mango). Cured buds smells vary from sweet fruits (peaches, mango) to sour tropical fruits (grapefruit), all with pine on the background... quite Hazy smells, but more sweet than pure Haze. Taste is sweet and woody and stays in the mouth for at least 15 minutes. High is very clear and social. Some plants are quite trippy, yet no paranoia at all. Others are plain giggly. I've been smoking Royal Flush day & night for the last month and there's totally no burnout. The big smile stays on my face all day long and I have energy for everything :)
So please visit Weedportal Experts and contribute your questions and/or answers!
Do you need more help still, or are you looking for a single source of info that will answer all your questions? Check out Growing Elite Marijuana - The Complete Guide by Ryan Riley. This comprehensive manual is sure to help you professionalise your grow room. A mandatory read for marijuana growers - order yours today!
NEW & IMPROVED: EXPERTS
Our never-resting programmer "Donald" had a nice surprise in store this month: a completely revamped version of Weedportal Experts for you to enjoy!
Although the previous incarnation was a really great idea in theory, the software we were using posed more problems than it was worth. We thought about canning the whole thing, but we loved the interaction between Nirvana Shop fans that was going on, and the plethora of cannabis growing tips you all brought together.
Thankfully, one man decided to save Experts from an untimely demise! So what did the software upgrade accomplish? Well, for one, the site is now actually usable! We'd love for you to try it out!
U.S. SEED CONFISCATION & HELP DESK GLITCH
Some of you may already be aware of this problem:
First, we've recently switched shipping companies for all shipments to the U.S.A. This means orders to America are now shipped by a different courier from a different European country. The results so far are promising. Second, we've retired some of our older stealth shipping methods, just in case Customs are watching out for these specifically. Again, the results of our current method are very promising so far. Please know that we will continue to keep out a watchful eye for ways to prevent order confiscations.
And speaking of the Help Desk, sadly, we have another problem to report:
WHAT TO WATCH & PLAY!
Here are our top tips for a Lazy, Hazy summer. Not just the cheesy stoner classics y'all already know anyway - we're gonna assume you've found your own way to Cheech & Chong... So here's a mix of interesting, serious and funny shows & songs as recommended by Nirvana Marijuana Seeds (none of the lists are in any particular order, of course):
Nirvana's What to Play
We're feeling generous, so we've reserved 1000 Points for each customer picture displayed in this newsletter! So if you recognise one of the photos in this newsletter as your own, please send an e-mail to Mary (firstname.lastname@example.org) using your Weedportal Share e-mail address account so we can verify that it's your photo, and we'll add the Points to your Nirvana Shop balance!
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