NEW WEEKEND WHOPPER AND NEW WEEDPORTAL FEATURES!

High everybody,

A happy new year to all of you from the Nirvana Team! It's the first Nirvana Newsletter of 2011, and we've packed it full of interesting information, customer contributions and of course, the best deals in the whole of cannabusiness.

So recuperate from the holidays by kicking back with a nice fat blunt or some Nirvana special brownies, put your feet up and enjoy this edition of the Nirvana Newsletter!

GET € 10 OFF OUR FEMINIZED HAZE # 1!

So as not to spam your inbox too much, the Weekend Whopper has been incorporated into the Newsletter again... and it's another whopper indeed, ladies and gentlemen.

This weekend's Weekend Whopper is...
5 feminized Haze #1 seeds at a €10* discount!!

BUY HAZE #1 FOR ONLY € 20!! (normal price € 30)

• Stable mix of Columbian, Mexican, Thai and Jamaican cannabis strains.
• Long fluffy buds, slightly longer flowering period.
  
• Intense rushing high, very strong.
  
• Exceptionally suitable for medicinal use.

The Haze #1 Weekend Whopper will be available for purchase from Saturday 8 January 00:01 Central European Time to Sunday 9 January 00:00 CET (click here for a nifty time zone converter so you won't be late!)

Oh, and credit where's credit's due, of course: the fabulous picture above was taken by "Masterpeace". Nice one mate! Hope you enjoyed those yummy buds!

* If you shop in a different currency, the equivalent to €10 in that currency applies.

WHY BUY FEMINIZED HAZE #1?

On the left, you will find Haze #1's most prominent features. This really is one of those hidden gems in our seed catalogue, and we hope you will give her a chance. But don't just take it from us; here's what our customers had to say:

"Very strong high, amazing smell and fairly easy to grow." --Jake

"Mmmmm... just what the doctor ordered! Awesome pain relief, by the second toke it was enough to put it down for a couple hours. Very happy with Haze#1. Will be ordering this one again. Very easy to grow, 5/5 germinated and survived to harvest. Happy, happy, happy!"
--llisagirl

"I had to chop my haze plant maybe 2-3 weeks early because of the weather turning but, still nice long sticky buds. Very strong buzz and taste likes hash. Doesn't smell like weed at all." --Smokinguns

USER PHOTO OF THE MONTH: NYPD

This photo had us go all misty-eyed, we have to say. What a stunning beauty! It's our very own New York Power Diesel, all grown up and gorgeous! This photo was taken by "Rampeur" on Weedportal Share.

It brings a feckin tear to the eye, it does.

Looks tasty, no? Click here to buy NYPD now!

WEEDPORTAL'S WONDERFUL MAKE-OVERS

This month, we also present two Weedportal sub-sites that have received a makeover! As you may have noticed, we have upgraded Weedportal Shitter to the latest version. This has significantly improved the speed of the site! So if you had problems with the slowness before, please check it out now! The upgraded version also features a much better front page with live feeds of new posts.

The second part of Weedportal that received an upgrade is the Weedportal Knowledge Base. This means the search engine should now work a lot better, and we think the design has certainly improved as well! The new front page makes it easier to find popular and newly added articles, and there is also a section where you will find any special announcements or news: the Featured Articles section.

Finally, we know you all love our Alice to bits, and there is no replacing her. Still, we thought you might like the new digital version of Alice! On Weedportal Cannabot, Ecila is waiting to hear from you. Just tell her your order number (letters and digits, without spaces) and then your e-mail address, and she'll give you the correct order status! You can also try chatting with Ecila about other Nirvana or cannabis-related subjects, or even about your favourite music or books. Do keep in mind Ecila's a bot, not an actual person. You will have to use correct spelling and simple sentences, or she might not understand you!

This growroom glamour shot was posted on Weedportal Share by "Bananaman". Think you can do better? Go to Weedportal Share and add your pics now!

WEEDPORTAL WONDERFUL

NEW WONDERS IN WEEDPORTAL WORLD

WOW! We've added new wonders to the Wonderful World of Weedportal. Although some parts of the site are still under construction, we couldn't wait to share some of the cool new stuff we've added!

First of all, there's Weedportal Experts.

We believe that every grower can contribute something to the shared body of knowledge on cannabis. Sharing grower's techniques, helping beginners get started on their first grow, supporting medical marijuana users and caretakers while they take their first steps into the wonderful world of weed: these are of vital importance to strengthen the international cannabis community!

We had been toying with the idea of providing a platform for sharing information for a while. Over the past months, we've also received quite a few requests from veteran growers wishing they had a place to share their accumulated knowledge on growing marijuana.

So now, it's our pleasure to present a site where growers from across the globe can share inside information: Weedportal Experts!

Members of the site can yay or nay each given answer, ensuring that the best answers are easily recognisable, and that jokers and noobs are rapidly exposed for what they are.

Weedportal Experts also features a debating section, for such hotly disputed subjects as "feminized vs. not feminized", "organic growing or not", "paper towel vs. germination kit" or "Charlie for President vs. Alice for Empress"

Please join us on Weedportal Experts today, and help by having your say! Add your questions, help others by posting your experiences, or debate on growing techniques.

CANNA-FUNNIES

To celebrate the new Q&A section of Weedportal, here's a whole slew of ultra-lame Q&A jokes to try out on your baked mates. Select the whole text below with your mouse to reveal the answers!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.
Q: What's the difference between broccoli and snot? A: Kids won't eat broccoli.
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? A: You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Q: Where does the king keep his armies? A: Up his sleevies!
Q: Why do elephants have their trunks in the front, not in the back? A: So they don't shove peanuts up their butts!
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: FSH!
Q: What's a foot long and slippery? A: A slipper!
Q: What's yellow and goes in the toilet? A: Piss.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

We're feeling generous, so we've reserved 1000 Points for each customer's picture you find in this newsletter! So if you recognise one of the photos in this newsletter as your own, please send an e-mail to mary@nirvana-seeds.com (using your Weedportal Share e-mail address account so we can verify that it's really your photo), and we'll add the Points to your Nirvana Shop balance!

Did you take a perfect picture of a Nirvana strain, and do you think we really ought to post it in next month's newsletter? Mail it to the same e-mail address, and we'll see what we can do! Until next month,

Peace, love and hugs,
The Nirvana Team