COLD-INSPIRED KILLER COMBO WHOPPER - GET YOURS QUICK!

High everybody,

I don't know about you lot, but here at the Nirvana headquarters we're just gagging for spring! Just a nice sunny day to plant some strong seedlings in the garden and we'll be right as rain. Weird expression actually... shouldn't it be wrong as rain? We don't enjoy rain all that much. And with this freezing cold and rain, poor yours truly has got a nasty cold, so pardon any eff-ups in this edition. Luckily, all the shivering and sniffling also provided inspiration for an awesome Weedportal Weekend Whopper COMBO DEAL! In this edition, you will also find a non-cannabis recipe to combat the snifflies, a suitably lame joke, and exciting hints at things to come....

BUY RASPBERRY COUGH, GET ICE FREE!

Get ready, because this weekend's Weedportal Whopper is...

Buy one pack of feminized Raspberry Cough, get one pack of feminized Ice FREE!

Ice, because what's cooler than cool? ICE-COLD! And Raspberry Cough, because I've turned red from coughing so much! My suffering's your gain - enjoy!

What our customers said about ICE:

-This is definitely a hardy strain. About a week into flowering the aroma is almost like fingernail polish it is so strong. Very easy to germ and yes as everyone says this is a very good strain for a first timer. I got 1.5 oz dried under 250 MH/HPS grow.

- This strain loves a lot of nutes. But go slow, do not go all freaky on the Mix. I will be harvesting in the next few days. The buds are covered in trichs and are big, fat and solid. The trichs are so thick they even cover some of the top fan leaf stems. I clipped a small bud a few weeks ago and did a quick 2-3 day dry on it. Even with this quick Jiffy pop dry it still had a pretty nice taste, and a nice high. But in the last two weeks is when the buds have really exploded. I am very happy with this strain.

- Wow, this is a beautiful plant just to look at. When some friends were over they both said what are THOSE plants. Easy to grow, I used soil, and fun to watch grow. Just feed 'em and weep! Weep because they are beauties and because you have to wait for them to finish. Worth the wait! I had at least five different strains in the room and those guys noticed the Ice first. They just jump out at you! The buds glisten and the bud leaves are solid white trichomes all around the edges. Just magnificent. Smoked some last night and Wowie Zowie, what a wonderful high. Cerebral with that tingly feeling going through your body too. I was "ICED." I detected a slight anise or licorICE flavor on first puff, but taste aside this one is a winner..

This feminized Whopper COMBO will be available for purchase from Saturday 5 March 00:01 Central European Time to Sunday 6 March 00:00 CET (click here for a nifty time zone converter so you won't be late!)

RASPBERRY COUGH REVIEW by GROWER27

Wow, This strain has some real vigor. Straight from seedlings this strain reaches out with its extra long thin finger like leaves stretching for the light. I wish I could put into words just how fast this strain grows. The smell is so sweet the name "Raspberry" hardly does it justice. It really should be renamed rootie tootie fresh and fruity. The lower branches really take off and every branch on this plant has a chance to be as great as the main cola. The buds glistened in the lights and you could almost see the trichomes dancing on the plants buds and leaves. It looked as if someone had individually dipped each bud into liquid nitrogen and the buds were instantly frosted with light hints of blue. This plant is a real steal for the affordable price. Thanks team NIRVANA!

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RASPBERRY COUGH PHOTO by GROWDADDYGROW

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FEATURED QUESTION OF THE MONTH

Q: How do you do indoor security?

Here are some of the answers provided:

I time my indoor grows, so that the extra electric usage coincides with use of heat or air conditioner. --John

Dispose of harvest waste carefully. Think through how you intend to do this. Once you've got rid of it, will it be found again? If so, is there a way to track it back to you? I used to live next to a river which was perfect, I could just throw harvest waste down the bank. Now I live on a residential estate I must be more careful. I have a compost bin in my garden and I use this to get rid of unwanted roots and leaves, I then use it to fertilise my garden the following year --Potter

Three rules: No smell, no sell, no tell. Control the smell.... Do not sell out of the grow op, distribute through an off site seller... Tell no one... --Not afraid

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RECIPE: HOT TODDY

It's not a cannabis recipe, but for all you tokers out there who are feeling as miserably ill as yours truly, here's a great recipe to combat colds and flus. Take 3-4 lemons and/or oranges and squeeze out the juice (or, if you're really feeling as bad as I do and can't be arsed, just use ready-made fruit juice). On the stove, slowly heat the citrus juices in a pan over low fire, taking care not to boil. Once the juice is getting hot, add two or three tablespoons full of honey and stir to dissolve. In a longdrink glass, pour out a generous measure of whisky or another spirit (I can tell you from experience that pretty much anything strongly alcoholic will do. Whisky tastes best, but use whatever you have handy: rum, aniseed liquor, whatever). Add the warm juice and honey to the liquor, stir well, and, this is important, drink as hot as you can stand it! Now go to bed and sleep. As the wise man who taught me this recipe said: A proper hot toddy'll clear up your cold in under 12 hours, and until then, you'll be too drunk to care!

CANNA-FUNNIES

A guy is walking down the street and sees a house with a sign in the window: TALKING DOG FOR SALE. "This I gotta see", he says, and goes inside. Sure enough, in the house, there's a big ol Labrador Retriever that says "Hey, how are you doing?" The guy is like "Wow, incredible, you really can talk!" So the dog starts telling his tale: "Yeah, I found out I could talk back when I was just a pup. I decided to use my gift for good, so I went to the CIA and got a job as a spy. I mean, no one would suspect a dog, right? So I did a couple tours in the Middle East, spied on all the big shots, Saddam Hussein, Khadaffi, I even was Queen Noor's pet dog for a while. The CIA got quite a few breakthrough tips and I got a couple of medals, it was great." "Wow, that is amazing", goes the guy.

"Yeah, it was exciting when I was young, but after a while, I decided to start taking it a little easier. So I came back to the States, got a job at the airport sniffing out drugs and explosives and such. Even took a bullet in the paw once when this crazy dude started shooting around because I caught him carrying an AK-47 in his bag. Anyway, I helped stop quite a few terrorists and bad guys and all, but when I got older I decided it was time to retire, father a couple litters of pups, and anyway, here I am".

So the guy tells the owner of the dog: "That's one hell of a dog you've got there, Sir. How much would you take for it?" The owner goes: "Ten dollars." The guy replies: "Ten dollars!? That's unbelievable! Why so cheap?"

The owner says: "Because he's a goddamn liar. He never did any of that shit."

ANNOUNCEMENTS

We're feeling generous, so we've reserved 1000 Points for each customer's picture in this newsletter! So if you recognise one of the photos in this newsletter as your own, please send an e-mail to mary@nirvana-seeds.com (using your Weedportal Share e-mail address account so we can verify that it's really your photo), and we'll add the Points to your Nirvana Shop balance!

Well, that's it for now... But watch this space for some very exciting new features! To give you a little hint of things to come: next month, we'll welcome back some old friends to the fold, and introduce a super nifty new way of browsing Weedportal...

Peace, love and hugs,
The Nirvana Team